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breadpr1ncessI got a betta fish today. His name is Vlad.
IS BEAUTIFUL, NO? VLAD WILL BE NEXT COMRADE FROM GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND TO GRACE THE CATWALKS. HIS FLOWING FINS, THEY ENTICE YOU LIKE A BEAR SIPPING VODKA.
HE SWIMS IN TINY FISHBOWL LIKE IT IS MIGHTY BALTIC SEA. VALIANT VLAD, LIVING IN MINIATURE TANK WHICH PROTECTS YOU LIKE IRON CURTAIN!
PICTURE WAS TAKEN ABOVE BY HONORABLE COSMONAUTS FLYING OVER U.S. OF A. ON NON-NUCLEAR MISSION OF PEACE TO SPREAD LOVE, JOY, AND THE CLOUDS OF MUSHROOMS.
I've yet to exhaust my goldmine of Russian jokes ("In Soviet Russia, fish buys YOU!"; "HIS FINS SHINE PROUD LIKE KREMLIN"; "VLAD IS MODEL COMRADE AFTER VACATION TO SIBERIA" etc.)
He's very pretty though, and he seems to be enjoying living on my dresser.
I'm going to read.
IS BEAUTIFUL, NO? VLAD WILL BE NEXT COMRADE FROM GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND TO GRACE THE CATWALKS. HIS FLOWING FINS, THEY ENTICE YOU LIKE A BEAR SIPPING VODKA.
HE SWIMS IN TINY FISHBOWL LIKE IT IS MIGHTY BALTIC SEA. VALIANT VLAD, LIVING IN MINIATURE TANK WHICH PROTECTS YOU LIKE IRON CURTAIN!
PICTURE WAS TAKEN ABOVE BY HONORABLE COSMONAUTS FLYING OVER U.S. OF A. ON NON-NUCLEAR MISSION OF PEACE TO SPREAD LOVE, JOY, AND THE CLOUDS OF MUSHROOMS.
I've yet to exhaust my goldmine of Russian jokes ("In Soviet Russia, fish buys YOU!"; "HIS FINS SHINE PROUD LIKE KREMLIN"; "VLAD IS MODEL COMRADE AFTER VACATION TO SIBERIA" etc.)
He's very pretty though, and he seems to be enjoying living on my dresser.
I'm going to read.
