VLAD

I got a betta fish today. His name is Vlad.

( VLAD WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU WITH HUG FROM SICKLE AND HAMMER. )

I've yet to exhaust my goldmine of Russian jokes ("In Soviet Russia, fish buys YOU!"; "HIS FINS SHINE PROUD LIKE KREMLIN"; "VLAD IS MODEL COMRADE AFTER VACATION TO SIBERIA" etc.)


He's very pretty though, and he seems to be enjoying living on my dresser.


I'm going to read.